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Sorry, Pasi! :cool:

Q: What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A: You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once!
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What do Ginger Baker and 7-11 coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
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What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
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Why are bad drummers better than drum machines?
You don't have to plug 'em in to get something stiff, mechanical and uninspired.
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"Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."
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Q: How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
A: He doesn't know when to come in.