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No niin, taisin myydä yhden kiikarin taas ja koeajoin kahta autoa.

Niillä on semmoinen kiristysjuttu ettei päästä ovesta ulos jossei jotain allekirjoita. » jatkuu

Kello kavi noin 15, lahden pojan kanssa Best Buyhin.

Tytolle hankitaan kamera. Teemme toisen ostoksen, kadotan yhden kuiteista.

Menemme tapaamaan porukkaa ravintolassa, McAllisters. » jatkuu

Alton, IL-- Aspiring birder Marshall DeYoung, 17, was shopping at the local Borders store after a morning of birding, 50 species for the day. » jatkuu

Tein duunia. Se on semmoinen hankala 12 tuntia kestävä kemiallinen prosessi. Kahdeksan tuntia tehty. Ettei sitten perjantaina tartte lounaan jälkeen kuin vähän raporttia kriipustaa. » jatkuu

Gays still marry

Washington, D.C., Nov 18, 2068-- The gay population of the United States is holding out with Evangelical Christians for traditional marriage ceremonies. » jatkuu

Washington, DC-- President Bush, with a month left for major remodeling, decided to go with a plan by Dick Cheney and Senator McCain to convert the White House heating system to coal.

"We are doing this for security and energy independence reasons," noted Bush.

The three politicians will be helping remove the old heaters, using dangerous and flammable natural gas, along with five hired construction workers and heating specialist.

"Eventually, we can convert to radiators, but for now we will use coal to heat the private quarters of President Obama and all the water in the White House," explained Bush, reading from an index card. » jatkuu

Bloomington, IN-- Former DHL worker Gary Schambling, 34, want Barack Obama to buy him new tires at Sam's Club. "I'm almost sure he got Indiana because of me, cause I never vote usually. » jatkuu

Washington, DC -- Relieved that they are finally getting rid of Dick Cheney, democratic senators joined for a Youtube video where they all yell out "F*ck of Dick Cheney," as they celebrate victory and move towards a short Thanksgiving break. » jatkuu

Washington, DC -- Carl Rove has approached the remaining congressional Republicans to be appointed special prosecutor to investigate Barack Obama for Unamerican activities. » jatkuu

Chicago, IL-- Candidate Obama turned up to vote early, as he was allowed 10 minutes alone in the voting area before others went in. » jatkuu

Detroit, MI-- Rapper Two Cents has released a song, Obama will tax Yo Mama. In the chorus, he explains just that. » jatkuu

Sacramento, CA-- In a rare campaign stop in California, Sarah Palin addressed an audience of 100 human fetuses. The fetuses were attended by 100 unwed mothers to be, who were not polled. » jatkuu

Witchita, KS-- Sarah Palin defended her spending $150,000 on her campaign wardrobe with her own accusation. "God wanted me to spend a little on the clothing, as we knew we will eventually win. » jatkuu

People often stick to one political party during their voting lives, though change during their lives is also seen. Animals, on the other hand are stuck. » jatkuu

Portland, OR -- Wang Gu the plumber has gone and set up a plumbing business employing three other Chinese-American plumbers. » jatkuu

Wasilla, AK-- Reporters have learned from an unnamed source that Sarah Palin was never allowed a city check book while mayor. » jatkuu

Nashville, TN -- Songwriter Earl "Mac" Davis is about to have a second major hit. Recorded in the late summer, while Earl was stuck in town scratching chigger bites after a fishing trip, the song has universal appeal and has been released in country rock and traditional versions.

The protagonist, Earl, is "here", while his beloved is "there", far away. » jatkuu